50 Responses to “Software Indicates Missing Child Likely A Prostitute By Now”

1. Ignore14 says:

   13/04/2011 at 04:36

   @ilysimsville can’t tell… if trolling.
2. turtlefien123 says:

   13/04/2011 at 04:48

   @chodiestchode douglas looks like rocky balboa the italian stalion
3. turtlefien123 says:

   13/04/2011 at 05:44

   @mw08149272 lol
4. KiLLER83652 says:

   13/04/2011 at 06:31

   u idiots its all staged haaaaaaaaaaaa
5. KiLLER83652 says:

   13/04/2011 at 07:21

   its all staged u idiot
6. EvilBunnytoez says:

   13/04/2011 at 08:01

   Lmao! love onion!
7. MegaCabbageman says:

   13/04/2011 at 08:37

   any one else watch the height change from 4’6 to 6’11 to 5’1
8. MrTimalex1 says:

   13/04/2011 at 09:35

   I don’t know… Truth is stranger than fiction.
9. WeezyWackRecords says:

   13/04/2011 at 10:34

   Oh my god. People that say Americans are stupid and whatever. Your ALL dumbasses! The onion is a joke how do you not get that??
10. LameGamerTag says:

    13/04/2011 at 10:48

    Lol the time frame of her aging goes for 5 years instead of 4.
11. freereg29 says:

    13/04/2011 at 11:16

    @TreyOwenMoesta dude all of their videos are fake. so uhhh
    NO SHIT SHERLOCK
12. TreyOwenMoesta says:

    13/04/2011 at 12:01

    Haha I just noticed tht the date on the age thing says April 1 2008 (April fools day). Cuz it’s a fake news report
13. ComaLies225 says:

    13/04/2011 at 12:52

    …Dudes, this is the ONION
14. ComaLies225 says:

    13/04/2011 at 13:26

    @Boruponceagain its a joke?
15. Boruponceagain says:

    13/04/2011 at 13:54

    hahaha, americans are really as retarded as southpark explains it. supernation my ass..
16. PeleusofDenmark says:

    13/04/2011 at 14:29

    This MUST be a (cruel) joke!!
17. taylorbortnerathing says:

    13/04/2011 at 15:27

    @alextetzner16 yeah why would you even ask? the onion is the only reliable news outlet.
18. alextetzner16 says:

    13/04/2011 at 16:10

    is this shit legit?
19. MarcoP33305 says:

    13/04/2011 at 17:00

    HYSTERICAL…..
20. ilysimsville says:

    13/04/2011 at 17:56

    They’re torturing that poor mom and showing her pictures of her daughter (fake). Disgusting.
21. Cdubzhappy says:

    13/04/2011 at 18:46

    excuse me, this is clearly real
22. JaqueChance says:

    13/04/2011 at 19:14

    i akways windered how much these fake reporters got paid to do these fake stories…
23. TytusTolshemLives says:

    13/04/2011 at 19:35

    I henceforth call common sense RARE sense.
24. OldStyleMuay says:

    13/04/2011 at 19:36

    I’m not trying to be a dick, but anyone who seriously thinks The Onion is real news needs to sit down and examine their degree of Common Sense. Again, not trying to be rude but c’mon, really?
25. FeralArtist says:

    13/04/2011 at 19:59

    @brunagaetano65 LOL
26. Ignore14 says:

    13/04/2011 at 20:24

    @ilysimsville can’t tell… if trolling.
27. turtlefien123 says:

    13/04/2011 at 21:17

    @chodiestchode douglas looks like rocky balboa the italian stalion
28. turtlefien123 says:

    13/04/2011 at 21:32

    @mw08149272 lol
29. KiLLER83652 says:

    13/04/2011 at 21:50

    u idiots its all staged haaaaaaaaaaaa
30. KiLLER83652 says:

    13/04/2011 at 22:18

    its all staged u idiot
31. EvilBunnytoez says:

    13/04/2011 at 22:50

    Lmao! love onion!
32. MegaCabbageman says:

    13/04/2011 at 23:27

    any one else watch the height change from 4’6 to 6’11 to 5’1
33. MrTimalex1 says:

    14/04/2011 at 00:22

    I don’t know… Truth is stranger than fiction.
34. WeezyWackRecords says:

    14/04/2011 at 00:42

    Oh my god. People that say Americans are stupid and whatever. Your ALL dumbasses! The onion is a joke how do you not get that??
35. LameGamerTag says:

    14/04/2011 at 01:23

    Lol the time frame of her aging goes for 5 years instead of 4.
36. freereg29 says:

    14/04/2011 at 02:09

    @TreyOwenMoesta dude all of their videos are fake. so uhhh
    NO SHIT SHERLOCK
37. TreyOwenMoesta says:

    14/04/2011 at 02:22

    Haha I just noticed tht the date on the age thing says April 1 2008 (April fools day). Cuz it’s a fake news report
38. ComaLies225 says:

    14/04/2011 at 03:03

    …Dudes, this is the ONION
39. ComaLies225 says:

    14/04/2011 at 03:08

    @Boruponceagain its a joke?
40. Boruponceagain says:

    14/04/2011 at 03:35

    hahaha, americans are really as retarded as southpark explains it. supernation my ass..
41. PeleusofDenmark says:

    14/04/2011 at 04:33

    This MUST be a (cruel) joke!!
42. taylorbortnerathing says:

    14/04/2011 at 04:43

    @alextetzner16 yeah why would you even ask? the onion is the only reliable news outlet.
43. alextetzner16 says:

    14/04/2011 at 05:29

    is this shit legit?
44. MarcoP33305 says:

    14/04/2011 at 06:04

    HYSTERICAL…..
45. ilysimsville says:

    14/04/2011 at 06:21

    They’re torturing that poor mom and showing her pictures of her daughter (fake). Disgusting.
46. Cdubzhappy says:

    14/04/2011 at 06:34

    excuse me, this is clearly real
47. JaqueChance says:

    14/04/2011 at 06:37

    i akways windered how much these fake reporters got paid to do these fake stories…
48. TytusTolshemLives says:

    14/04/2011 at 07:17

    I henceforth call common sense RARE sense.
49. OldStyleMuay says:

    14/04/2011 at 08:08

    I’m not trying to be a dick, but anyone who seriously thinks The Onion is real news needs to sit down and examine their degree of Common Sense. Again, not trying to be rude but c’mon, really?
50. FeralArtist says:

    14/04/2011 at 08:31

    @brunagaetano65 LOL

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