Expand the description and view the text of the steps for this how-to video. Check out Howcast for other do-it-yourself videos from Equilibrio and more videos in the General Etiquette category. You can contribute too! Create your own DIY guide at www.howcast.com or produce your own Howcast spots with the Howcast Filmmakers Program at www.howcast.com Don’t you just hate it when a fellow moviegoer provides a running commentary? Here’s how to silence the squawker. To complete this How-To you will need: Self-control Persistence Daring Theater management Step 1: Identify the evildoer Positively identify the miscreant. You don’t want to wrongly accuse someone who appears to be speaking, but is actually just chewing his popcorn aggressively. Step 2: Consider moving seats See if there’s a seat you can move to without much fuss. In these situations, an avoidance maneuver is always preferable to a confrontation. Step 3: Assess your adversary Assess your adversary. Does the loudmouth have tattoos that might have been acquired in prison? An aura of insanity? A weapon? If so, it’s probably best to wait until the movie comes out on DVD. Step 4: Start out nicely Begin with a polite approach. In a soft, calm voice, explain that while you are impressed with how well he is following the plot, you’d appreciate it if he’d keep his observations to himself. Step 5: Kick it up a notch If he ignores you, raise your voice a notch and say you are begging him to pipe down, as you paid good money to …
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step one: yell SHUT UP
step two :yell THIS IS SPARTA
step three:make a big hole
step four:kick the person into the hole
step five: shoot the person
step six:ENJOY
go zero tolerance, don’t give them a verbal warning.
Someone needs to show this to the grown man that told me to shut the fuck up
Not a realistic dramatization; the talker wasn’t black.
how about shut up?
i know i had to go see ice age three ans some little girl kept kicking my seat and screaming the name of every charicter that came on screen and the mom did nothing to stop her
How to Ask Someone to Be Quiet in a Movie Theater
Step 1:yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH ASS WHORE!!!!!”
Step 2:Enjoy the movie.
If all else fails….
Scream ” SHUT THE FUUUUUCK UUUPP. ”
it would also help you you were 10000000000000000 pounds, and looked scary : )
my english teacher went to go see star wars episode 5 when it 1st came out with his wife. after he got out, there was another person who came out with him and he spoiled the ending. “hey guys you’ll never believe it! darth vader is really luke’s father”! compared to all the star wars fans, everyone who didn’t watch it wa shocked. my teacher said that everyone gave the guy dirty looks and looked as though they wanted to decapitate is head.
Im going to the movies today!
@MonkeyOctober XD good one
avatar had no probs at the theiter :P ITS EPIC!
lol kissed a step
IF ALL ELSE FAILS BEAT HIM SENSELESS!
“Positively identify the miscreant” ROFMLAO!!! XD that’s awesome!
holy shit its that one dudes sword from lord of the rings REVOLUTION
It is called a slang abbreviation so yes I do know how to spell. why have you still not addressed any other issues other than correcting something that deserves no correction anyone else would have over looked u r ur ppl. so perhaps you are the life of the party w/e that means. btw continue correcting ppl but then use slang like “chill” lol that is hypocritical. also make certain that you elude from the intial commentary. lol u possess no logic. lol
u simply dont get wat im talking about. are yu really tht fukkin stupd? i meant tht all blacks are not loud. white people are the same thing (some are loud and some are not. i hope yu gott tht retard. and if yu got somethin against blacks then go fukk ur self.
@JRussoBuffaloNY You also need to learn how to type. Or maybe spell. How hard is it to say “YOU” instead of u? “PEOPLE” instead of ppl and “ARE” instead of r?
Also, you make no sense. So shut your fat face.
@JRussoBuffaloNY Ok, you have now proven that you’re superior to a stranger on the internet. You must feel complete now.
Besides, I was just joking. You need to learn to relax and chill a little bit. You must be the life of the party, too.
@youwannayohk I did say separate theaters, mass murder would occur? what r u actually saying that ppl who talk loud are killers? is this how you attempt to make other understand u by using sarcasm? ur a typical follower and conformist. and the best part is the patronization lol ur a parody of yourself. lmao
black ppl are not loud white ppl are just the same…… so they are both not loud? u profane little teen, ur a parody of urself
@JRussoBuffaloNY Yeah, so they can all argue with each other and we can have a mass murder in our movie theaters! Great idea!
completely racist…. black people are not loud white people are just the same……………im black and i might as well go to u house and kick the fukkin shitt outa yu. fukkin bitch
@stryker7x just black people us teens just suck face
someones really retarded to check this on the internet?