Retired after years of international espionage, Agent 007 is lured back into action to battle the evil spy organization SMERSH in this parody of the James Bond films. David Niven portrays the aging Bond, who atypically rejects the advances of a variety of women, and agrees to battle SMERSH’s hold on the lavish Casino Royale only after organization head M is murdered. There are several other secret agents, all named James Bond also mixed up in the affair, played by everyone from Peter Sellers and Woody Allen to a chimpanzee.
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The Onion Movie
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The new one is not bad, this is better!
I stumbled across this… not what i was looking for but watched it anyway lol.. odd but worth watching
this guy studders bad
A completely unlikely and dispirit assemblage of some of the finest actors of the era, a plot that bears little resemblance to the novel, Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass with a terrific soundtrack, some very clever lines and awful puns – and total non-stop mayhem and pandemonium. What’s not to like? There’s only one thing missing (and it’s popping right now. (Don’t even mention that grotesque remake…) Thanks for posting!
@captaingradetwo I couldn’t agree with you more!
The Only thing great about this is Ursula Andress and the few young wemon but thts just me
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS.
truly one of the all time greats. thanks so much for posting. major thumbs up,,,,
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Woody Allen as James Bond? Inspired!
hairloom! haha excellent wordplay
Why when I am watching this movie on youtube, in the middle of the movie a google ad starts playing and then the movie ends as if I had watch the whole 2 hours 11 minutes and 8 seconds when I have only watched 10 minutes and 7 seconds? I’ve reset the movie several times and it is now driving me crazy. Why? Why?
All I can think of when I hear the theme song is Will Forte and Peyton Manning dancing together in a locker room, while the rest of the SNL guys bust up in the background.
@doctorwintercold the new Casino Royale is loads better than this mere spoof
@melollylolly lol use periods not semicolons, and its not needed after the “6:12,” just an FYI. Makes you look stupid…
@melollylolly its a spoof not a real oo7 movie
lol your a ass ho
suck a nut
am in the bloods bloods for ever
lol bitch
at 6:12; what kind of james bond is that;he look like liberace; that ain’t no james bond; more like jane bond….david niven ought to quit with that dime store wig on…
woody allen is the best
BIG waste of time…
This has always been my favorite Bond film.That platoon of actors, 5 directors, several kitchen sinks thrown in the mix. Ursula Andress and the way overlooked Daliah Lavi are too beautiful for words.The scene during the ending punchout where the Indians stop to do the Twist(?)is hilarious and lets you know for certain that the film is one big joke/roast.Whether it’s bad or good depends on the individual’s open-mindedness.I figure you have to laugh at your fictional heroes once in a while,right?